Founded By Bruce "The Jackalope Man" Larkin.
Jackalope Jokes
Q: How do you catch a one-of-a-kind jackalope?
A:
Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A:
Because you never see jackalopes wearing glasses.
Q: What airline do jackalopes use?
A:
British Hare-ways.
Q: How could people tell the jackalope was engaged?
A:
She was wearing a 14 carrot ring.
Q: What do you call a bunch of jackalopes stepping backwards?
A:
A receding hare line.
Q: How did Jenny Jackalope say good-bye to the carrot?
A:
She said, "It's been nice gnawing you."
Q: What do you call a rich jackalope?
A:
A millionhare.
Q: What do you get when you cross a jackalope with a leaf blower?
A:
A hare dryer.
Q: What do you call a bald jackalope?
A:
A hairless hare.
Q: What is a jackalope's favorite dance style?
A:
Hip-Hop.
Q: What is white, tan, or brown and has long ears, antlers, and sixteen wheels?
A:
Two jackalopes on rollerblades.
Q: What's a jackalope's favorite game?
A:
Hopscotch.
Q: Where do jackalopes like to work?
A:
At IHOP restaurants.
Q: Why did the bald man paint jackalopes on his head?
A:
Because from a distance, they looked like hares.
Q: What did Jenny Jackalope say to the duck comedian?
A:
She said, "You quack me up."
Q: Why don't jackalopes get hot in the summer?
A:
They have hare conditioning.
Q: What did the cowboy say when he saw the jackalope coming down the trail wearing sunglasses?
A:
Nothing, he didn't recognize him.
Q: Why did the jackalope go to the doctor?
A:
Because she was feeling jumpy.
Q: What did the jackalope offer his monkey friend?
A:
A chocolate chimp cookie.
Q: What kind of animals do jackalopes look for during heavy rainstorms?
A:
Drizzly bears.
Q: What do jackalopes call bees that can’t make up their minds?
A:
Maybees
Q: Why did the jackalope cross the road?
A:
It wanted to do some hopping at the mall.
Q: Why did the jackalope cross the road near the playground?
A:
To get to the other slide.
Q: What's the difference between a dozen doughnuts and a dozen jackalopes?
A:
If you don't know that, I'm not going to send you out for doughnuts!
Q: How can you tell the age of a jackalope?
A:
Go to its birthday party.
Q: How do you know when a jackalope is about to charge?
A:
She takes out her credit card.
Q: How do you make a statue of a jackalope?
A:
Take a block of stone and chip away everything that doesn’t look like a jackalope.
Q: Which side of a jackalope has the most fur?
A:
The outside
Q: What do you need to know before trying to teach a jackalope?
A:
More than the jackalope.
Q: What is as big as a jackalope, but doesn't weigh anything?
A:
Its shadow.
