Founded By Bruce "The Jackalope Man" Larkin.
Q: How do you catch a one-of-a-kind jackalope?
Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see jackalopes wearing glasses.
Q: What airline do jackalopes use?
Q: How could people tell the jackalope was engaged?
She was wearing a 14 carrot ring.
Q: What do you call a bunch of jackalopes stepping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Q: How did Jenny Jackalope say good-bye to the carrot?
She said, "It's been nice gnawing you."
Q: What do you call a rich jackalope?
Q: What do you get when you cross a jackalope with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer.
Q: What do you call a bald jackalope?
A hairless hare.
Q: What is a jackalope's favorite dance style?
Q: What is white, tan, or brown and has long ears, antlers, and sixteen wheels?
Two jackalopes on rollerblades.
Q: What's a jackalope's favorite game?
Q: Where do jackalopes like to work?
At IHOP restaurants.
Q: Why did the bald man paint jackalopes on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hares.
Q: What did Jenny Jackalope say to the duck comedian?
She said, "You quack me up."
Q: Why don't jackalopes get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning.
Q: What did the cowboy say when he saw the jackalope coming down the trail wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize him.
Q: Why did the jackalope go to the doctor?
Because she was feeling jumpy.
Q: What did the jackalope offer his monkey friend?
A chocolate chimp cookie.
Q: What kind of animals do jackalopes look for during heavy rainstorms?
Q: What do jackalopes call bees that can’t make up their minds?
Q: Why did the jackalope cross the road?
It wanted to do some hopping at the mall.
Q: Why did the jackalope cross the road near the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Q: What's the difference between a dozen doughnuts and a dozen jackalopes?
If you don't know that, I'm not going to send you out for doughnuts!
Q: How can you tell the age of a jackalope?
Go to its birthday party.
Q: How do you know when a jackalope is about to charge?
She takes out her credit card.
Q: How do you make a statue of a jackalope?
Take a block of stone and chip away everything that doesn’t look like a jackalope.
Q: Which side of a jackalope has the most fur?
Q: What do you need to know before trying to teach a jackalope?
More than the jackalope.
Q: What is as big as a jackalope, but doesn't weigh anything?
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